D.D's Club » jokes seen in Shanghai http://www.chou.cn Shanghai related bits and pieces Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:44:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Funny Married jokes http://www.chou.cn/2009/05/10/funny-married-jokes http://www.chou.cn/2009/05/10/funny-married-jokes#comments Sun, 10 May 2009 07:11:22 +0000 luke http://www.chou.cn/?p=1268 The 5th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, “I have something I must confess.”

“There’s no need to,” his wife replied.

“No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!”

“I know, I know,” she replied. “Now just rest and let the poison work.”

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]]> The 5th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, “I have something I must confess.”

“There’s no need to,” his wife replied.

“No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!”

“I know, I know,” she replied. “Now just rest and let the poison work.”

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]]> http://www.chou.cn/2009/05/10/funny-married-jokes/feed 0 Marriage jokes http://www.chou.cn/2009/05/10/marriage-jokes http://www.chou.cn/2009/05/10/marriage-jokes#comments Sun, 10 May 2009 07:04:27 +0000 luke http://www.chou.cn/?p=1265 A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

“Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.”

“One Cent?” the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?”

“A nickel,” the barman replied.

“A nickel?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?”

The bartender replied, “Upstairs, with my wife.”

The man asked, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”

The bartender replied,

“The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”

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]]> A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

“Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.”

“One Cent?” the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?”

“A nickel,” the barman replied.

“A nickel?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?”

The bartender replied, “Upstairs, with my wife.”

The man asked, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”

The bartender replied,

“The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”

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]]> http://www.chou.cn/2009/05/10/marriage-jokes/feed 0 Married jokes in Shanghai http://www.chou.cn/2009/05/10/married-jokes-in-shanghai http://www.chou.cn/2009/05/10/married-jokes-in-shanghai#comments Sun, 10 May 2009 06:24:16 +0000 luke http://www.chou.cn/?p=1259 A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” his wife demanded.

“I can’t lie to you,” he replied, “I’m having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.”

“You lying bastard!

You’ve been playing golf!”

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]]> A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” his wife demanded.

“I can’t lie to you,” he replied, “I’m having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.”

“You lying bastard!

You’ve been playing golf!”

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